Yes, frozen libations without ever having to leave the comfort and convenience of your automobile and public roadways. Try the new hand grenade daiquiri, it’s sure to get you home safely!
Don’t forget to inquire about the hand painted velour wall hangings of your favorite sporting creature, but “Please” don’t delay the transaction; for quick and convenient service, have I.D. And, keep it convenient for the ride home just in case you get stopped for driving with a frozen alcoholic beverage. “But officer, it had a straw in it when they sold it to me. You mean I wasn’t supposed to take the paper off the tip of the straw until I got home!?!”